Brian McBride wants the world to know he is more than just a pretty forehead.

For most of his career, the striker’s fivehead has been the center of attention and is commonly the focus of the media. However, now it seems the Fulham striker is looking to head in another direction. Though not widely known, McHead McWife McBride also plays soccer with his feet, and he wants people to notice. “I just want people to look me in my eyes for once, rather than immediately staring at my head. I mean, it’s just skin.”

When asked to address the rumors that he’s undergone forehead enhancement surgery or fallen into the botox craze, the striker denied such allegations and replied, “it’s real, and it’s spectacular.“

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