In 2007 Thaddeus resolves to . . .

• Eat more tapioca pudding!
• Take less care with spelling
• Make more videos (more on this later!)
• Wear my Reading FC jersey more often
• Constantly mock this poser site: http://www.farpostreport.com/ ¹

Lefty resolves to . . .

• Never get caught ridin’ dirty
• Use her MBA for awesome and not for good
• Eat more chicken!

Gertrude resolves to . . .

• Poison the pudding, then . . . (Free at last!)
• Work for Barack Obama

(1) Seriously. If you are going to steal our concept you could at least link to us.

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