6:05 p.m. – Jim Nantz and Phil Simms are already on our nerves.

6:12 p.m. – Predictions:

  • Thad B.A.D. – Colts by 10.
  • Disco Jim – Chicago by 3.
  • K-Ron – Bears.

6:16 p.m. – D—-d B——m!!!! Super Bowl ad. Good joke (You’re a football player for L.A.?)

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6:18 p.m. – Billy Joel can’t sing.

6:24 p.m. – Bears win the toss, but elect to receive? First questionable call of the game.

6:27 p.m. – Nevermind. Now we know why they received. Bears get six.

6:33 p.m. – Two traveling calls and then a pick. Indy . . . play football!

Ad 1 – Doritos Ad: Good. B+

Ad 2 – Blockbuster: Disco Jim loves the talking, digital animals. Overall posse rating is B+

6:39 p.m. – Bears O looks soggy.

Ad 3 – Sierra Mist: Beard Comb-over. C

Ad 4 – SalesGenie: Only losers work hard? D

Ad 5 – Sierra Mist: Karate class. Lame. Where is Freddy?!!! D.

6:43 p.m. – Um. Note to Bears. 3rd and long. It ALWAYS goes to Harrison . . .

6:47 p.m. – Great TD. Tony Romo alert on the PK!

Ad 5 – FedEx: Moon office. C

Ad 6 – BudLIght: Auction Wedding. Good idea, bad ad. C-

6:50 p.m. – The rain is the X factor.

6:52 p.m. – A game of big plays!

Ad 6 – Snickers. Men kissing on TV! Alert the Right! Alert the Dittoheads! Awesome. B+

Ad 7 – Schick. All razor ads suck. D.

Ad 8 – Chevy. Good cameos. C

Ad 9 – BudLight – Ah. Fun with stereotypes. C-

CBS Ad – Oprah and Letterman!!!! The best.

7:04 p.m. – “Ball’s out!” will be the new way male celebrities make news. David Spade will “let a ball out” whilst getting into his Hyundai.

Ad 10 – GoDaddy.com – Good cameos, but this is a dead horse. D
Ad 11 – Coke – Grand Theft Auto meets “I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke” . . . hilarity does not ensue. D
7:20 p.m. – Great First Quarter.

Ad 12 – Bud. K-Ron and Disco Jim like the sentimental dog ads. B

Ad 13 – Garmin. Long live hair bands and Japanese action movies. A-

7:28 p.m. – The game is settling in.

Ad 14 – CareerBuilder. Good. B

Ad 15 – Chevy. Now the gayest car in America. D

7:33 p.m. – “Better to get issues, than to have issues.” -Nancy to Phil.

7:35 p.m. – TD. Payton begs for for 2. But there is too game left . . .

Ad 16 – BudLight. Fist bump is out. C.

Ad 17 – BeatYourRisk.com – This is a Big Pharma ad. So it sucks. D

Ad 18 – GMC Ad. Hmm. C-

Ad 19 – Coke. Black history month ad. Nice idea. B-

Ad 20 – Connectile dysfunction. We had that once. Not afraid to admit it. C

7:49 p.m. – BIG Turnover.

7:50 p.m. – But then a BIGGER Turnover! Damn. Rex Grossman needs those balls with handles on ‘em.

7:52 p.m. – The option! Holy crap the Colts just ran the option . . .sort of.

Ad 21 – Doritos, Tostidos, etc – noting the significance of two african-american head coaches. B-

7:54 p.m. – Huge hit. Brian U. with the hit.

Ad 22 – Coke. Hold man gets second wind. C

7:56 p.m. – Hell gets colder. Vinatieri misses the FG.

7:58 p.m. – Great first half.